But my open-minded twin just downloaded a new horoscope app that solicited a few biographical details, indexed them with real-time NASA data, and then advised me to “get wasted and do something bad.” So who am I to argue with the wisdom of the universe? My curmudgeonly twin points out that astrology is fake. I’m a Gemini, so I’m of two minds about the fact that astrology is suddenly trendy again.
